The tastiest looking severed limbs I've seen all day

May 15, 2008 4:49 PM

Kittiwat Unarrom is a baker with a unique passion- sculpting delicious gourmet bread treats in the likeness of human body parts. Think bread sculpture meets BodyWorlds. If that's not quite gruesome enough for you, you can feast like a cannibal! (NSFW, no real cannibalism involved)
posted by baphomet (21 comments total)

Meh. Jesus was doing this 2000 years ago.
posted by Sys Rq at 4:58 PM on May 15

(I joke. This is pretty fricken spectacular and weird.)
posted by Sys Rq at 5:01 PM on May 15

If he can make sweet pork buns that look like boobs, I'm in.
posted by crunch buttsteak at 5:03 PM on May 15

Flagged as transubstitutionist.
posted by proj08 at 5:05 PM on May 15 [3 favorites]

Or is consubstantiation? Whatever...
posted by proj08 at 5:07 PM on May 15

Boy, if I liked creepy stuff, I'd be all over this.
posted by aubilenon at 5:09 PM on May 15 [1 favorite]

The bread is awesome! What a fun way to be artistic and a baker at the same time. Creepy, but fun. The "feast like a cannibal" thing looks too much like a stunt, to me, but the baked heads are just such a cool idea.
posted by gemmy at 5:10 PM on May 15

This is awesome, but I can't help but wonder how many people are actually buying these things. It didn't sound like his bakery actually made anything else, so I have to wonder how he's making a living with this.
posted by showbiz_liz at 5:11 PM on May 15

Definitely gruesome enough for me. Possibly too gruesome.
posted by GuyZero at 5:44 PM on May 15

That's it. I'm going on Atkins.

Seriously, that's beautiful and outstandingly creepy work. And just you wait. Somebody in Brooklyn is going to make a Sourdough-and-Merlot Jesus any day now.
posted by maudlin at 5:48 PM on May 15

I'd like to see this taken a step further and have the appropriate organs baked into the bread. Delicious calf brains inside the skull cavity, intestines in the torso. Yeah, fill that up with a nice red sauce and you're good to go.
posted by Demogorgon at 5:51 PM on May 15

They pixellated her pubes.

THEY PIXELLATED THE PUBES OF THE STUFFED CAKE LADY WHICH THEY ARE GOING TO CUT UP AND EAT SO AS TO NOT OFFEND ANYONE WHO MIGHT SEE PUBIC HAIR OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

*head explodes, showering sweets upon giggling japanese girls and their hard-working and hard-drinking boyfriends*
posted by yhbc at 6:02 PM on May 15 [1 favorite]

"How would it taste with a plate of beans?", I wonder.
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:39 PM on May 15

(human beans, that is)
posted by mr_crash_davis at 6:39 PM on May 15

there's always the tasty cakes at they're coming to get you barbara for dessert.
posted by rmd1023 at 6:51 PM on May 15

This is an ideal sandwich bread for hufu!
posted by aeschenkarnos at 7:26 PM on May 15

Does it come sliced?
posted by Dizzy at 7:37 PM on May 15

Pfft. I got half way through what I thought was one of these before someone pointed out that the fake human heads were on the OTHER table. Talk about embarrassing.
posted by tomble at 7:36 AM on May 16 [1 favorite]

I've eaten some disgusting things in my day, but when I try to imagine eating a hand or a head, even knowing that it's bread, my stomach turns. I guess I draw the line at cannibalism. I'm a little disappointed in myself.
posted by heffalump at 7:46 AM on May 16

I've got half a Boy Scout and most of the papergirl in my freezer.
Is that wrong?
posted by Dizzy at 9:38 AM on May 16

Okay, so how does he get the bread crust so smooth and pale and to keep the shape so exactly?
posted by PigAlien at 2:38 PM on May 16